The lyrics & celebrity voices

If I could talk to the animals, just imagine it,
Jerome Flynn

Chattin' with a chimp in chimpanzee,
Susan Jameson

Imagine talking to a tiger,
Owen Paul

chatting with a cheetah,
Carol Royle

What a neat achievement it would be,
Hazel O’Connor

If we could talk to the animals,
Hayley Mills

learn their languages,
Sue Cook & Debbie Curtis

Maybe Take an animal degree,
Harry Stone

I'd study elephant and eagle,
Liza Goddard

buffalo and beagle,
David Van Day

Alligator, guinea pig, and flea,
Dave Spikey & CJ de Mooi

I would converse in polar bear and python,
Jerome Flynn, Alan Ford

And I would curse in fluent kangaroo,
Hazel O’Connor

If people ask me "can you speak rhinoceros?"
Sophie Shaw

I'd say "of courserous,
Trevor Weeks

Why can't you?"
Bob Kingsley

If I conferred with our furry friends,
Jerome Flynn

man to animal,
Jerome Flynn & Debbie Curtis

Think of the amazing repartee
Ziggie Sky Ward

If I could walk with the animals,
Uri Geller

talk with the animals,
David Van Day

Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals,
Jerome Flynn, Carol Royle, Sophie Shaw & Debbie Curtis

And they could sing and speak to me
Kerry Ellis

If I consult with the quadrupeds
Bob Kingsley

Think what fun we’d have,
Simon O’Brien

Asking for the crocodiles for tea!
David Hamilton

Or maybe lunch with three lions,
Virginia McKenna

walrus and sea lions
Dave Spikey & Debbie Curtis

What a lovely place the world would be!
Hayley Mills/Sue Moxley

If I spoke slang to orang-utans, the advantages
Macka B

Any fool on earth could plainly see!
Janey Lee Grace & Debbie Curtis

Discussing Eastern art and dramas
Uri Geller

With intellectual llamas
Susan Jameson

That’s a big step forward you’ll agree!
Virginia McKenna

I’d learn to speak, in antelope and turtle
Hazel O’Connor

And Pekinese would be extremely good
Juliet Gellatley

If I were asked to sing in hippopotamus
Owen Paul

I’d say “whynotamous?” and I would!
Vince Hill

If I could parlay with pachyderms
CJ de Mooi

It’s a fairy tale worthy of Hans Anderson and Grimm
Jerome Flynn & Hazel O’Connor & Debbie Curtis

And one who walks with the animals, talks with the animals
Kerry Ellis

Grunts and squeaks and squawks with the animals, Ha Ha
Jerome Flynn, Liza Goddard, Dale Vince, Terry Ackland-Snow & Debbie Curtis/Vince Hill

And they would sing with me
Owen Paul & Ziggie Sky Ward & Debbie Curtis

And if you just stop to think of it, there's no doubt of it
Bob Kingsley/Alexandra Bastedo

Our attitudes are so last century
David Hamilton

If I could walk with the animals
Sophie Shaw

Talk with the animals
Janey Lee Grace

Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals
Jerome Flynn, Hazel O’Connor, Harry Stone, Liza Goddard, CJ de Mooi, Anthony Haighway & Debbie Curtis

And they would say ‘Set me Free’
Jerome Flynn, Hazel O’Connor, Ellie Harrison & Debbie Curtis


All The Same

Words & Music By Debbie Curtis & Chris Baker : Slam Poetry By Jared Paul

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It’s all the same birds

Harry Stone

All the same bees

Paulina Pospieszalska

It’s all the same fruit

Cindy Jackson

From the same tree

Sue Moxley

It’s all the same heart, beating within

Harry Stone

It’s all the same skin

Sarah-Jane Honeywell

It’s all the same footprint, Left in the sand

Josef Brown

It’s all the same mammal, All the same man

Juliet Gellatley/Jilly Johnson

It’s all the same pathway, All the same bends

Jenny Seagrove/Annika Svenska

All the same ends

Victoria Eisermann & Ziggie Sky Ward

So what’s the difference between us all


It’s nothing much and it’s very small

Polly Browne

They have a right to be, as much as we


It’s all the same life

David Van Day & Debbie Curtis

It’s all the same eyes, all the same glow

Polly Browne & Ziggie Sky Ward

Seeing the sun, watching the snow

Jenny Seagrove

It’s all the same rainbow for them to follow

David Van Day

Its all the same world, for their tomorrow

Josef Brown & Sarah Jane Honeywell

Imagine Your Dog, Imagine Your Cat

Butchered Like Cattle, Then Hung From A Rack

Imagine Your Cat, Imagine Your Dog

Living Hell On Earth, In A Factory Farm

Debeaked like a chicken, alive and awake

With no anaesthetic but a searing hot blade.

It’s all the same life, so why don’t we care?

Why’s torture wrong for our pets but for livestock it’s fair?

Its a factory farm,

Jared Paul

Where ever you run, you can’t hide


Let your conscience be your guide

Polly Browne

Love is the message so get on board


It’s all the same life

Harry Stone, Chris Baker

It’s all the same earth

Paulina Pospieszalska

All the same sky

Anneka Svenska

All the same clouds

David Van Day & Harry Stone

That go drifting, drifting by, In the blink of an eye, So why let them die?

Chris Baker, Debbie Curtis, Polly Brown, Harry Stone

It’s all the same birds, It’s All the same bees

Josef Brown,

We’re from the same tree

Josef Brown, Chris Baker, Debbie Curtis

It’s all the same birds, All the same bees, We’re from the same tree

It’s all the same birds, All the same bees, We’re from the same tree

It’s all the same birds, All the same bees, We’re from the same tree


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